Jennifer Aniston Still Thinks Brad is “Gay” (Satire)
Jennifer Aniston, recently chosen by Entertainment Tonight viewers as the star who best represents American values, held a brief press conference yesterday to thank her supporters “for this meaningful honor.” Ms. Aniston finished ahead of Reese Witherspoon, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Clay Aiken, George Clooney, Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, and Brad Pitt, who tied with Keanu Reeves for tenth place. Â
, recently chosen by Entertainment Tonight viewers as the star who best represents American values, held a brief press conference yesterday to thank her supporters “for this meaningful honor.” Ms. Aniston finished ahead of Reese Witherspoon, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Clay Aiken, George Clooney, Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, and Brad Pitt, who tied with Keanu Reeves for tenth place.  Although Ms. Aniston had announced she would not take any questions from the press—and she ignored repeated questions about her plans to marry Vince Vaughn—she stopped as she was leaving the podium when a reporter shouted, “Why do you think Brad Pitt finished so low in the voting?”
, recently chosen by Entertainment Tonight viewers as the star who best represents American values, held a brief press conference yesterday to thank her supporters “for this meaningful honor.” Ms. Aniston finished ahead of Reese Witherspoon, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Clay Aiken, George Clooney, Jennifer Garner, Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts, and Brad Pitt, who tied with Keanu Reeves for tenth place.  Although Ms. Aniston had announced she would not take any questions from the press—and she ignored repeated questions about her plans to marry Vince Vaughn—she stopped as she was leaving the podium when a reporter shouted, “Why do you think Brad Pitt finished so low in the voting?”"Well,” she replied, “at first I thought it had something to do with the fact that Brad is gay and won’t admit it; but so is Clay Aiken, and he finished higher than Brad. So maybe committing adultery and then lying about it were factors.”
This was not the first time Ms. Aniston had outted Mr. Pitt. In an interview with Vanity Fair last year, she said that she was “dumbfounded” when she saw photographs of Mr. Pitt with his hair dyed “a really gay blond” shortly after the couple had split up. Ms. Aniston said she recalled thinking, “Ohmigod, he didn’t waste any time coming out, did he?”
According to Ms. Aniston, she had suspected for some time that all was not “on the straight and narrow” with Mr. Pitt’s sexual preferences. While refusing to go into detail, Ms. Aniston confessed that Mr. Pitt had wanted her “to dress up like a man” when the couple had sex. Ms. Aniston said she tried to accommodate Mr. Pitt at first, but “some of the things he wanted me to wear were quite uncomfortable—not to mention ridiculous looking.
“I didn’t mind the Village People or The Carpenters CDs, or watching that Kevin Kline movie about the gay high school teacher over and over,” said Ms. Aniston, “but the accessories and props were over the top.”
Ms. Aniston said she finally complained to Mr. Pitt about those “accessories,” but he told her if she didn’t want to “play ball” with him, he would find someone else who would.
“I thought he was bluffing at first,” said Ms. Aniston, “and that his so-called ‘attraction’ to that woman (Angelina Jolie) was just a ploy to get me to put my [breasts] in his milking machine. The next thing I knew, he was photographed playing house with her and visiting a known gay beach in Africa. That hurt, but not as much as the milking machine.”
Although Ms. Aniston struggled to maintain a brave facade in the Vanity Fair interview, she broke down twice during the three-hour session. The first time was when she described her reaction to Mr. Pitt’s new hair color. The second time was when she recalled her feelings upon realizing that Mr. Pitt had contracted AIDS.
“That story about Brad being hospitalized with viral meningitis didn’t fool me,” said Ms. Aniston. “I know what that’s code for.”
Ms. Aniston said that even before she learned about “Brad’s medical condition,” she had forgiven Mr. Pitt and felt no animosity toward him.
“If he found someone willing to do things I was uncomfortable doing, I wish him well. I will always love Brad, funny accessories and all. It did made me sad, however, that he resorted to fathering a child through artificial insemination just to prove his manhood.”
Mr. Pitt, who is currently vacationing in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware, with Angelina Jolie, could not be reached for comment about Ms. Aniston’s interview. Mr. Pitt’s spokes-woman, Cindy Guagenti, issued a terse statement saying Ms. Aniston is “seriously delusional if she thinks Brad Pitt is gay, even though there’s nothing wrong with being gay, of course. Indeed, Brad remains sincerely grateful for the support of his legions of gay fans.”
i sure hope this is the truth. i like both you and brad. but if he has AIDS that a whole different story. i was very upset when i heard about him and miss jolie. she just not a very person. she has a habit of taking marry man. anyway, if the gay thing and AIDS thing is not for real.the truth you really have hurt yourself. anyway, a;; the best to you and your future…..
Comment by Loreen — July 8, 2006 @ 7:28 pm
this is so ridiculous and while i was laughing, so sad. Im sure no one believes this interview was true but you almost had me going.
Comment by bionca — July 8, 2006 @ 7:54 pm
Jennifer aniston is so plastic shes ridiculous, what has she done to help anyone, she just throws her hair around and bad mouths others. She can’t even come clean on her relationship with Vince, he deserves someone who isn’t a mannikan.
Comment by elaine — July 8, 2006 @ 8:11 pm
This sounds like utter nonsense!
Comment by A. B. Ishcabibble — July 8, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
She was probably just joking and the reporter took her serious. lol. You have to admit that she was seriously hurt by him and ofcourse she would say stuff to make herself feel better. Im sure noone really believes this stuff about brad. He is the HOTTNESS!
Comment by vshayes — July 8, 2006 @ 10:46 pm
Wow. What an article. I find it difficult to believe that Jennifer would reveal so much about her marriage to Brad, but I would totally understand if she did. She must still be so hurt by the marriage and his “betrayal”.
I believe Jennifer, Brad and Angelina deserve “all the happiness” that anyone born into this world deserves and if he is “gay”, I hope his love for Angelina and her/their children will bring him all he dreams for.
To Jennifer, my wish is that our press can give you some welcomed “space to breathe” and enjoy your life.
All of these talented individuals have given the public so much entertainment and yet, the press seemed determined to destroy these individuals by continueing to delve into their private lives. Yes, I know it sells magazines and makes them money. But there are those of us who more simple lives receive great joy from their talents and beauty.
Comment by Daniel Grayson — July 8, 2006 @ 11:12 pm
people need to get a sense of humor…if she said it, it was satirical (and hilarious!)
Comment by julia — July 8, 2006 @ 11:21 pm
Compare Brad’s acting in Kalifornia with anything Jennifer has done - she is so out of his league. Even his cameo in True Romance was better than her work in Derailed. Outside of Friends she is a fish out of water. I just don’t see what America sees in her. I’m still waiting for her to grow into a real woman. She needs just the right role, and then she needs to really nail it.
Comment by Richard Peletier — July 9, 2006 @ 12:02 am
Stupid cunt
Comment by lordgadsby@hotmail.com — July 9, 2006 @ 12:13 am
I believe every word of it. You go Jennifer.
Comment by avery matthews — July 9, 2006 @ 1:44 am
I do not believe this interview took place, however, Jennifer is no better than Brad, she also commited adultery with Vince. She wasn’t even divorce as yet and there were pictures of her and Vince kissing. I don’t understand why some people think she’s all that and Angelina is so bad and Brad so hurt Jennifer….please. Jennifer is no different.
Comment by Pat — July 9, 2006 @ 6:09 am
Well….now we finally know what’s wrong with Ms. Aniston. Are really that jealous that your not happy and that your ex IS……You are soooo pathetic!!
I would leave you as well for the most beautiful woman in the world, and that you end up with…well… Vince Vaughn, yeah that’s a bummer!!
Angelina Jolie never runs off with married men, married men run of with her, but who can blame them…
I hope that one day you will find happiness, Ms. Aniston…but with the wau you’re acting now, that’ll probably never happen! Good luck!
Comment by Sharon — July 9, 2006 @ 6:29 am
no fury in hell then the scorn of a woman….
What a bitch is all I have to say..
Who cares of any of this is the truth ,fact stays that they both selflessly help thousands of people.
And anything beyond that is private anyway.
And if Brad would have aids (which I don’t believe) that would be a very sad thing for him.
And Angelina never took anyone’s man ,they were perfectly willing and able to make their own choice with whom they wanted to be with, and Brad was damn right reading the above to leave this smallminded uptight ,artificial bitch.
Comment by sharon — July 9, 2006 @ 6:30 am
i think ms.aniston needs sometime off to reflect on what she’s been saying about brad,it’s very obvious that she’s envious seeing how happy and contented brad is with angelina and daughter shiloh
instead of being nasty about brad’s personal life dont you think its about time for you too changed …..for the better.and find youself another man
because whatever you say brad wont be coming back!!
Comment by jewel — July 9, 2006 @ 6:36 am
Now we really know what the problem is with Ms. Aniston. Are you really that jealous that your ex is happy and that you are not???? You are sooo pathetic.
Any man with a brain would leave you for the most beautiful woman in the world, I would too and I’m not even a man!!!!
It must be hard for you that Brad has someone beautiful in his life and that you end up with ….well Vince…yeah that’s a bummer I would say. But that doesn’t excuse you to come up with this kind of nonsense, you are so sad.
And by the way, Angelina Jolie never runs off with married men, she doesn’t need to, married men are more than happy to run off with her. Ever thought about that?
Well, I hope you find happiness in your life someday, but with the kind of person you are, I really doubt that will ever happen. Good luck anyways!
Comment by Sharon — July 9, 2006 @ 6:45 am
Joking or not she should shut her mouth. all it would take is for brad to go to a public Health office get an aids test done. if he had aids they have to make it public by law. and if he dosnet have it miss J.A. would be proven a liying b**ch. Brad Gay? Right. I’ll belive that when Oprah comes out and says she had her self Chemically changed to be Black and she’s really a white person.
Keep the Jokes coming Miss J.A. the rest of us will love watching you Fall off your High horse and Break you fancy lil tail bone.
Comment by Mystickat — July 9, 2006 @ 7:25 am
All I can say is that I got a good laugh after reading this because I realize that even those who are famous at times act crazy and try to get back at their ex’s… however I really feel bad for Jennifer… she should be at a point in her life where she does not have to put people down and make up stories just to make herself feel and look better… grow up girl and get over him… he’s a man like any other…
Comment by ivy69143 — July 9, 2006 @ 8:30 am
There’s no way this article is for real. If so, why in hell’s name do I give my money to these people? Not that I’m an avid fan of Jennifer Aniston movies, but seriously, how long ago where you in high school? If Brad is gay, may he have lots of happy gay sex. If he’s not, well, Angelina, I envy you. If he has AIDS, call Magic Johnson because he’s still going strong and obviously has good doctors. Hope is not lost, but apparently Jennifer Aniston’s marbles are. Yeah, your marriage was a giant train wreck, but I don’t need to be infiltrated with your sarcastic bitterness.
So…why exactly am I reading this article? (Oh hellfire, I’m a glutton, I know…)
Comment by swasdiva — July 9, 2006 @ 8:43 am
that’s a load of bull…I bet she just said that to make herself feel better…god people in hollywood get over yourselfs…Brad is totally not gay…but jen you really need a wake up call!
Comment by Ashley — July 9, 2006 @ 9:00 am
What a bitter ugly woman. I have never liked Jennifer Aniston and now I know why.
Comment by Summer — July 9, 2006 @ 9:02 am
I totally believe it, Jennifer, you have no reason to lie. It’s all so crazy but definately fits the brad/Jolie profile. They should be happy together for a very long time.
Comment by Shari — July 9, 2006 @ 9:04 am
LMAO - What a hilarious joke this “interview” is - & to think there are goofballs out there who believe it !!!
Comment by Bobo — July 9, 2006 @ 9:18 am
why would jennifer risk her own reputation by coming up with this story? to hurt brad? maybe or maybe not.But the effects of her story would last a lot longer than his “hurt feelings” about the story.
He surely put the knife in her back when he left her for jolie.
Only time will tell, if her story is correct it will all come out sooner or later.
Comment by Jeanne — July 9, 2006 @ 9:21 am
Jennifer has always been a joke. She can’t act - never could - & she’s NOT attractive at all - but she’s pulled a great con over the years, getting film makers to pay her big bucks for movies that flop every time. When wil they realize that their movies are good, but with a loser in the lead they’ll flop every time ? The public has shown we won’t pay good money to see losers like Jennifer.
Comment by Martin X — July 9, 2006 @ 9:23 am
If this “alleged” interview was true, then how do the viewers of ET define ‘True American Values’? Is bad mouthing and rumor mongering part of true American values? Again, if this interview really happened, why did she have to stoop that low? If you really cared about someone, do you say bad things about him/her? I know someone would mention “freedom of expression”, but I think the best thing for someone who’s been emotionally wounded is to move on, maintain one’s dignity and think it’s the other person’s loss. If she really is the star that truly represents our values, then I consider my values very “un-American”. Besides, what happened between her and this Mr. Pitt, is not the publics business. Airing her dirty loundry means she could not be trusted, wounded heart or not.
Comment by JR — July 9, 2006 @ 9:24 am
This is one of the worst cases of mud slinging I have ever seen. I know that divorces can be bitter, and that some people just can’t handle it when they are cheated on.
Yes it was wrong of Brad to lie about his affare, that wasn’t being fare to Jen. But her comments here are just out of controle. True or not it just makes her look like a vengeful, bitter woman.
Whether Brad is Gay, Straight, or Bi is not the issue here. What is the issue is Jens way of dealing with rejection. And in my oppinion its very poor.
Comment by Kat — July 9, 2006 @ 9:31 am
I think Jen is a jealous B. with a capital letter. No wonder Brad Pitt left her. He should have years ago when she refused to have his baby. She is not half the woman Angelina Jolie is. You don’t see Jen helping anyone but herself. She is too image consious. After this remark I wouldn’t watch any of her movies is you paid me.
Comment by Charley — July 9, 2006 @ 10:23 am
What part of ’satire’ is lost on you people? This is seriously funny!
Comment by Helllooooo.... — July 9, 2006 @ 11:47 am
Am I reading “The National Equirer”! This doesn’t sound real at all. I haven’t heard anything about this in the entertainment media and I don’t think I’ve had my head in the sand NOT to hear about this.
Comment by Rick — July 9, 2006 @ 11:56 am
Hi, well I believe Jennifer. Ms Jolie admitted to being bysexual. When I saw Brad with the blond hair my thught was exactly the same as Jennifers. I have always like Jennifer and trust her because she hates the tabloids and refuses to talk to the reporters if she doesn’t feel like it. I like to read about the stars but I don’t buy the rags. Jennifer you have my support and my sympathy for what he put you though. Hope you will be happy with Vincey poo.
Comment by Lynda — July 9, 2006 @ 12:05 pm
I have always loved jen in friends and all of her movies especially lately in the break up , derailed and rumor has it. but after this sick cry for attention I refuse to throw any more of my money her way.
Comment by pjwood — July 9, 2006 @ 12:22 pm
Though I have my doubts this is a legit interview, I must say you made me smile and really had me going. I have always believed that Brad is gay. He just has that way too metrosexual thing going on. I can’t stand Brad or Angelina so I must say i do hope that Jennifer is really speaking the truth here, just so the world can get a peak of what Brad and Angelina will look like when they are made into complete and total fools. You know, like they did to Jennifer.
By the way, Brad is not hot. He makes me want to toss up my cookies. He’s not the least bit attractive. And the bleach blond hair really did make him look super gay!!!!!!!:)
Comment by man the bitch — July 9, 2006 @ 12:24 pm
Mr Vaughn has to be devastated to hear that the love of his life is still obsessed with her ex. I just hope that when this relationship goes bust, Mr Vaughn is prepared to hear the same or worse about himself.
Comment by pjwood — July 9, 2006 @ 12:45 pm
I almost laughed when I read this. This is the most ridiculous story I’ve ever read. It was put together from various past “stories” and just changed enough to add current references. Just google it. If this was really true don’t you think that everybody would be running the story and not just celebspin?
Comment by Sharon — July 9, 2006 @ 1:24 pm
hey jen,
you just gotta move on and get a life!!!
Comment by sherron — July 9, 2006 @ 1:24 pm
Maybe she’s right, that’s why he married her because she looks like a man. However, I don’t believe it. I do believe he is into creative sex or maybe he’s bisexual but who cares! He’s a great actor and I like him gay or straight. I don’t like Jennifer Anitston, her acting sucks and she lacks charisma
Comment by michele7 — July 9, 2006 @ 1:32 pm
Netsape.com just added this commentary:
“Netscape Anchor Commentary
Anchor
Ryan: I changed the title of this article to include the word Satire at the beginning, because it’s just that. Jennifer Aniston did not really say these things, this is just a made up, humorous interview that someone wrote.”
I’m amazed that so many people actually believed it.
Comment by Sharon — July 9, 2006 @ 2:03 pm
Ok, if Brad Pitt is gay why did you stay with him so long? And what is it with Hollywood anyways, they change lovers like they change their socks!!!! Angelina Jolie knew he was married but yet she made a play for him anyway! And Brad Pitt knew he was married, what a loser!!!! Adultry is a mortal sin! And I hope Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie and their illigetimate daughter remember that come judgement day!
P.S No offense the baby, she’s not to blame her stupid parents ARE!!!!!
Comment by tammy — July 9, 2006 @ 2:15 pm
This article is SO false. How are people even allowed to print stuff like this? I’m sure no one believes this, even if it were true she’s a private person and wouldn never make statements like this. She keeps mum about her relationship with Vince and then dishes about Brad? Yeah right! Come on people…get it together. This is super F A K E!
Comment by Mel — July 9, 2006 @ 2:29 pm
whether or not this came out of JA’s mouth is beside the point. This is a horrible article for anyone to write about another person. Their have always been rumors about Brad being gay and everyone knows Jolie is Bi. So who cares? People have said for years that I look like JA, (only better),so much that I am sick of hearing it. Because I never found her to be that attractive. And now with the way she has acted (not this article), I find it an insult when people say I look like her. I would rather look like Jolie. With all the good she does. But really when did Brad actually start his true giving and helping? After Jolie, So I say everybody needs to leave the 3 of them alone so they can do what they need to do. But come on Jen, Vince? Your self esteem must be really low if that is the best you can do.
Comment by maria — July 9, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
With all that’s going on in this world I think we all should turn our concerns towards the North Korean Leader…..now that’s newsworthy.
Comment by Leslie — July 9, 2006 @ 3:27 pm
Sad for Jenn. She has to convince herself that Brad is gay to make things right for herself. Surely, those gay suspicions would have been there from the begining. Why did she marry him?
Brad is not gay. Jen just needs to think so.
Comment by FreerBuckaroo — July 9, 2006 @ 3:42 pm
I am very happy that Brad has come out with this sexuality. I am a lesbain and it is comforting to know that such a well known person has also gone through what i have. I used to dress my boyfriend up like a girl during sex to satisfy me. Now i am very happy with my girlfriend and i no longer have to dress my sexual partner up like a girl i have the real thing and the sex is even better when you don’t have to pretend anymore. I support Brad and hope that he finds a guy that will love him. I knew all along that Brad was gay. I hope that he knows that it is okay to be gay. Good luck Brad!!!
Comment by Sasha — July 9, 2006 @ 3:59 pm
jennifer has ben a lady thru all this anf kept her head up high
as far as im concerned angelina is the slut and brad is a weak man that he could not keep from leaving his wife to go to that looser angelina
i don’t cvare what she does as an ambassador
as a person she is a husband stealing slut
Comment by wabe — July 9, 2006 @ 4:06 pm
Either
A) It was a joke…
B) She’s just saying it cause shes hurt by the split…
C) This is fake…
@ tammy…
“And what is it with Hollywood anyways, they change lovers like they change their socks!!!!”
hHAHAHAHAHA So true!!!!!
Comment by why am I here???? — July 9, 2006 @ 4:17 pm
WELL I USED TO THINK THAT YOU WERE A WOMAN WITH CLASS BUT NOW I SEE THAT YOU ARE JUST ANOTHER JEALOUS BITCH:) DID YOU SAY THAT YOU WERE IN LOVE WITH BRAD? THAN HOW COULD YOU SAY ALL OF THIS STUFF ABOUT HIM …..LOW VERY LOW,BITCH GROW THE @#$% UP AND MOVE ON…AND OH YEAH VINCE IS WAY WAY TO GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I HOPE YOUR SAD THAT HE HAS A MUCH BETTER WOMAN THAN YOU COULD EVER BE OR EVEN DREAM TO BE AND DO YOU KNOW SHE IS SO GREAT BECAUSE SHE IS NOT AFRAID TO BE REAL(SEXUAL,WEIRD,ROMANTIC,ANGRY,CONFUSED,SCARED,HAPPY,SAD,FUNNY,STRONG,WRONG)AND MORE
AND YOU ARE AS FAKE AS THEY COME:)OH YEAH AND IN THE LOOKS DEPARTMENT NO COMPETITION THERE, SORRY YOU CANT COME CLOSE..AND OH YEAH WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU TO STAY WITH A GAY WEIRDO HUH YEAH YOUR DUMB!!!!!
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF:(
Comment by sabrina — July 9, 2006 @ 4:24 pm
I was saddened to read Aniston’s alleged comments about Brad Pitt. All this time I thought she was handling things with class and dignity. Not!! It seems all the mean spirited comments are comming from her, not Brad. Am I to understand that SHE represents American’s value. Aside from sounding homophobic, she sound down right mean. One can begin to see why Brad would want to stray. I hope Brad does not have AIDS. For her to even inject such a terrible disease into the conversation as if wishing it on him is beneath contempt. Also to discusss AIDS as a form of revenge shows how insensitive she is to those who have it. Represents America’s values? Hope not.
Comment by Pamela — July 9, 2006 @ 4:27 pm
yeah!!! desde ESPAÑA (SPAIN)
En verdad no sera “gay´´ si no porque liga tanto??
jajajajajajajajaja
la jenny esa si que esta wena!!!!
Comment by isleño! — July 9, 2006 @ 4:41 pm
Wholly Shit people…did you even read where it said ’satire’ or do you not know what that word means. I guess this is the state of the level of education for you people.
Comment by brntorange — July 9, 2006 @ 5:12 pm
UNBELIEVABLE.
Even with the word “satire” right in the title of the article, and a comment added that unequivocably states the article is completely fabricated, people are still speculating that anything in it might be real!
There are so many suckers in this world - no wonder we end up with the kinds of advertising and political campaigns we have in this country. Everyone responding to this article shops and votes!
Comment by Jopeface — July 9, 2006 @ 5:24 pm
Unbelievable is right! Not to mention scary. After reading the article, I started going through the comments, and I couldn’t believe it took 49 comments before someone actually pointed out the word ’satire’ in the title. o_O
Comment by mela — July 9, 2006 @ 5:44 pm
@Jopeface - Thankyou for saying all I needed to say,I mean seriously people its right in the title? where is the confusion?
Comment by GJ — July 9, 2006 @ 5:47 pm
Duh…all you Jen-bashers, it clearly says in the title that the whole article is a JOKE. She has shown so much dignity and reserve through Brad and Angelina cruelly flaunting W magazine spreads of them as a “family” with 3 boys in the midst of his divorce due to his infidelity. Brad and Angie are the tacky, cruel ones. Also, did you ever think that Angelina’s frenzied whirlwind charity tours ’round the globe since the scandal broke were a PR attempt to salvage her reputation?
Comment by Lola — July 9, 2006 @ 5:50 pm
You people need a life! I can’t believe you care that much about celebraties that you feel it is necessary to make comments about an interview which stated at the beginning it was a Satire. Talk about a bunch of pathetic morons, who undoubtedly need to invest in a dictionary.
Comment by Territa — July 9, 2006 @ 6:17 pm
My guess is that some of you don’t know what (satire) means. if not, and you believed this hilarious parody… you’re a douche bag. I laughed a LOT.
And a big part of me wishes this were a real article.
Comment by Major Bloodnok — July 9, 2006 @ 6:44 pm
Oh- and Angelina Jolie is a psycho slut. Those two deserve each other. i hope they stay in Africa.
Comment by Major Bloodnok — July 9, 2006 @ 6:47 pm
Attention Readers:
Many of you have posted messages along with me sharing some opinions. However, this posting initinially did not caring the disclaimer (SATIRE). This was added within the last day. When this story was first posted, it was presented as having “truthiness”.
I guess we all got “PUNKED”.
Comment by Daniel Grayson — July 9, 2006 @ 7:04 pm
I have just recently emerged from a cave after living there for five years with only a computer for company. So, I am somewhat familiar with Brad Pitt and his many women.
All I can say is thank you Jennifer for setting the record straight. I mean, a feather is kinky, the whole chicken is perverse.
I don’t mean any ill will towards Brad. But perhaps when he and Angelina see the light, he can move on and be with Kevin Kline who he apperantly really cares for and Angelina can adopt me like I’ve asked her to so many times.
Angelina, I am a mere 56 and I have so many blood tests that I’m sure I could give you a vial to wear around your neck!
This could work. It really could!
Comment by Chris Jones — July 9, 2006 @ 7:39 pm
FACE IT JENNY, BRAD FOUND HIMSELF A REAL WOMAN, NOT
SOMETHING PLASTIC LIKE YOU
Comment by THOMAS WOLF — July 9, 2006 @ 7:50 pm
Okay I hate to upset anyone because I am not there and I can’t say if this stuff is true or not but it sounds like a bunch of crap to me.. I haven’t stopped laughing this far and I read everyones comments along the way.. LOL If she said these things it was a joke report someone worth reading PLEASE LOL.. Thanks for the laugh though
Comment by Jason — July 9, 2006 @ 7:56 pm
After reading this interview, I realized how much reporters can twist and turn a celebrities words and comments…
Comment by Roxanna — July 9, 2006 @ 8:11 pm
I guess I need to use spellcheck more and seriously, get a life. But, what I meant to say was the original posting did not have “SATIRE” next to the title. LOL.
Comment by Daniel Grayson — July 9, 2006 @ 8:16 pm
people… it’s a satire… none of it is true, nor did she even say it… HELLO? get a clue…
Comment by lisa jones — July 9, 2006 @ 8:55 pm
Jen …you must be crazy to say these things about someone you use to love…First of all if he is gay so what!!!!Second of all I think both him and jolie make a great couple. She’s more of a women then you are.Third , you should’nt be saying things about his child, That is very bad on your part.Shame on you jen!
Comment by Patricia — July 9, 2006 @ 9:42 pm
Are you people all on drugs? It said from the beginning ,the article was a satire. If you don’t know what that means, look it up! This is fake. It’s only for laughs! Get a grip!
Comment by Wanda — July 9, 2006 @ 10:13 pm
Oh, PAH-LEEEZ, girlfriends! We in the Gay Community have known for years about Brad, just as we have known about Tom, Rock, Tab, and…well, I could go on and on in finitum. The wives of these delicious hunks are always the last to know. If Hollywood wasn’t dominated by right-wing, homophobic Big Bucks, these elaborate and convoluted charades wouldn’t be necessary. Until things change, our poor darlings are going to continue hiding in the closet and maintaining these fronts. What a waste of energy! Listen, Richard Gere is straight, and this gay man still wants him! Does anyone think woman don’t fantasize about having gay men? I think not!
Comment by Rex Periwinkle — July 9, 2006 @ 10:20 pm
This is satire…it isn’t real nor is it meant for people to believe it is. It’s supposed to be funny
Comment by duhhh — July 9, 2006 @ 10:25 pm
Well if this is true Angelina doesnt even have to dress up like a man to please Brad. She is manly enough without props and crap. Ms. Aniston deserves MUCH better
Comment by Taylor — July 9, 2006 @ 10:42 pm
Satire, my foot. I believe it….there’s too much truth mixed in with the “satire”.
Comment by Cyn — July 9, 2006 @ 10:51 pm
It’s a SATIRE people. Look it up in the dictionary.
Either way, seperations and divorce are not fun. I’m sure there were hurt feelings on both sides. It’s sad that people don’t take vows seriously anymore. They do mean something.
However, I have never heard Brad or Jennifer say anything angry or bad towards the other in a personal interview or on television. Why don’t we just stay out of their business and let them get on with their lives? The reason why is most of the comments come from people that have no lives and live vicariously (if you don’t know what that means, look it up. You might learn something new) through celebs. They are human and fail as often as we common people do.
There must be something more interesting to talk about than if Brad is gay, with the “Bisexual” Angelina or if Jennifer and Vince are together. Will this intrusion change your lives? No, it won’t. It is just hurtful and the things you are saying about either side is an abomination. You don’t even know these people. Society has slipped into the muck and wallows there. Get over it people and learn something about life.
Comment by Evantaur — July 9, 2006 @ 10:59 pm
He He this interview was silly, and what was even more amusing was to read all the people’s responses to this interview, wow some are so emotional it’s like they know these actors or something.
people are silly, stop being so silly you watch these entertainers you have no real connection to them.
silly billys:)
Comment by Alex — July 10, 2006 @ 10:27 am
Why do celebrities get married? It never last.They try to educate us on the AIDS epedemic, I want to know,do they use protection when they fool around? I know this doesn’t pretain to this topic,but do they ever stop and think that anybody can get it.
Comment by lynn — July 14, 2006 @ 11:04 am
I would just like to say that clearly this is a joke, but to Brad and Angelina, ” YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW”, and thier daughter will have to pay for thier idiot mistakes and immoral actions. And to Jen, I hope that you do find happiness with Vince or whoever.
Comment by candycane — July 15, 2006 @ 1:29 am
What bothers me, is a lot of people keep blaming Angelina Jolie for all of this mess, when infact Brad has to take “some” of the blame you know he was married and all.
As far as Jen goes, she just needs to get over herself and stop trying to attach her name and lack of fame to brad. It’s funny how she can’t keep brad and angelina’s names out of her mouth. Is she that desperate for media coverage she’ll stop at nothing to make the world see how bad Brad and Angelina are?
Sorry folks, i’ve never liked Jen and all this had sparked that even more. I’ll stay with Brad and Angelina.
Steph.
Comment by Steph — July 17, 2006 @ 3:59 am
MANISTON IS VERY UGLY BITCH. IF SHE FEEL BRAD IS GAY . WHY SHE MARRIED HIM???? FOR WHAT??? FOR MONEY OR FOR HIS FAMOUS?????TO ME SHE IS LOOK GAY TOO. LOOK AT HER STRONG JAW, HER FACE FRAME. HER VOICE. 100% MAN. I KNOW NOW SHE IS VERY JEALOUS TO ANGIE . BECAUSE ANGIE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN HER, MORE TALENTED THAN HER, DO GOODER THAN HER……..I HATE THE WAY SHE DRESS ALWAY SHOW OFF HER BOOB. EVERY DRESS SHE WEAR THE SAME. BUT LOOK AT HER FACE . LOOK LIKE MAN.
Comment by JEN — July 19, 2006 @ 5:28 pm
BRAD ISN’T GAY. MANISTON DOES.
Comment by CUCU — July 19, 2006 @ 5:35 pm
IF SHE THINK BRAD IS GAY. WHY SHE STILL WANT HIM BACK????? IS SHE GAY TOO??????
Comment by CUCU — August 8, 2006 @ 6:26 pm
I DON’T KNOW BRAD IS GAY OR NOT. BUT JENIFER ANISTON LOOK LIKE A MAN. IF SHE MARRIED GAY MAN. MAYBE SHE IS ABNORMAL TOO.
Comment by BRAIN — August 8, 2006 @ 6:31 pm
ANISTON LOOK LIKE GAY MAN. NOT BRAD
Comment by CHRIS — August 8, 2006 @ 6:34 pm
JENIFER ANISTON IS EXTREME JEALOUSY TO BRAD AND ANGIE. SHE SAID BAD ABOUT BRAD. I THINK SHE IS GAY. NOT BRAD. SHE LOOK LIKE A MAN.
Comment by vince — August 9, 2006 @ 4:38 pm
I do not believe for one minute that Jennifer said any of these things because if it was said you know it would be on every station showing it. Second, she is a beautiful woman and all of you that think she looks like a man need an eye exam. My final comment to you all that believe the crap you read…..get a life.
Comment by Chris — August 11, 2006 @ 4:26 pm
I AGREE WITH CHRIS. SHE LOOK LIKE A MAN WITHOUT HER HAIR COVER HER FACE. I THINK SOMEONE NEED EYE CHECK UP. NOT CHRIS. HA. HA
Comment by POLLARD — August 14, 2006 @ 11:37 pm
hey. jenifer look like man, yeah,yeah. look at her jaw. wow . 100% man
Comment by LARRY — August 14, 2006 @ 11:43 pm
jennifer ansiton is the best and will win an academy award soon.
Comment by jack purvin — September 20, 2006 @ 3:08 pm
Is this true!?? WOW!….I dont believe it though. Gay…HIV…come on now…lol. A little over the top dont you think…..
Comment by Crystal — November 9, 2006 @ 7:26 pm
jen you are the bewt on tv next its your oscar winning movie career.
Comment by jack purvin — November 26, 2006 @ 4:00 pm
I think Brad hurts Jen so badly and Jen have every right to be angry and reveal the whole truth. The fact remains that they still love each other and I REALY HOPE THEY WILL GET BACK TOGETHER PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ. We love you Jen, you deserve to be happy and loved,
Comment by Tua — January 23, 2007 @ 7:54 am
I believed any word of it, Jen never tell lie.
Look at Brad and Angelina Jolie, they are so wier.
Comment by marry whiteside — October 10, 2007 @ 12:17 pm