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Thirteen years after cancellation, the Saved by the Bell boys’ storied game of one-upmanship continues. Somehow you knew that Dustin Diamond wouldn’t go quietly into the night after Mario Lopez’s career comeback on Dancing with the Stars. And you always knew Dustin Diamond had to be a porn name, so it shouldn’t be surprising that a sex tape (working title: Saved by the Smell) has surfaced and that TMZ has the trailer.

The sneak peek begins with Diamond — who played “Screech Powers” on the morning sitcom — engaging in a little bubble bath aromatherapy session, but mercifully edits out the part including a sex act known as the “Dirty Sanchez.” If you don’t know what that is, do not enter the term into Google Search and especially not into Google Images.

The preview ends with Diamond bragging about his exploits and issuing a “so top THAT!” challenge to someone named “Mark” (presumably fellow Saved by the Bellcostar Mark Paul-Gossalaar?).

Hopefully, Diamond’s costars will rise to the occasion and a slew of porn offerings from the rest of the cast will soon hit the market. (ie. Lopez’s publicist suddenly refusing to deny rumors of camera phone pics of the artist formerly known as Slater administering a “Rusty Trombone” to Dancing with the Stars partner, Karina Smirnoff.)