Lindsay Lohan Leaves Items At Hotel
Upon moving out of the Chateau Marmont, it seems that Lindsay Lohan left behind some peace offerings for the hotel’s fashion-conscious, gin-swilling housekeeping staff.
Page Six reports:
“…after Lindsay Lohan moved out of the Chateau Marmont, found among mounds of designer clothes in her suite were copies of the New York Post, a collection of worn-out BlackBerries*, and a bottle of Tanqueray.â€
Well, that’s nice. If these photos (below) are any indication, all of Lindsay’s messes should come with a two-drink minimum.
Of course, what Page Six neglected to mention is that once the housekeepers had excavated and fought over the mounds of bikinis, skinny jeans and leggings, they unearthed the still-warm body of Harry Morton, a puncture wound from a wayward ankle bootie still visible in his back, and the words, “A Breather?! Breathe THIS!†scrawled onto his forehead in Chanel’s Black Satin nail polish.
*A moment of silence for all the BlackBerries that died of exhaustion trying to keep up with Lohan’s busy social calendar.Â
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lindsay lohan looks like she is on drugs and that is’nt ryt to put pics on the web of her like that SHAME ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=’[
&hearts LILLY
Comment by lilly parker — October 23, 2006 @ 11:44 am
Lindsay sucked my cock and then she passed out after sucking my cock again. The slut.
Comment by LinWho — May 27, 2007 @ 2:24 am
she is better than all of you united, fuckers!
Comment by khammash jasmine — August 5, 2007 @ 12:00 pm