Now that he’s not killing at NBC, Conan O’Brien is looking for something to do and he’s just announced a 30-date North American comedy tour.

The crimson-haired comedian tweeted, “Hey Internet: I’m headed to your town on a half-a**ed comedy & music tour.”

Spitting water in the faces of the NBC execs, Conan has given his show the moniker, “Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour.”

He had his final night as host of “The Tonight Show” this past Friday, and according to sources, Conan O’Brien has been kept on the NBC payroll for a new gig.

The crimson-haired comedian will be creating a new show through his production company Conaco called “Justice” to be developed with the network.

O’Brien will serve as executive producer of the show, centered on a judge who ditches his Supreme Court gig to start his own legal practice.

Possibly worried that she’s fading in popularity due to the “Jon and Kate” coverage, Nadya Suleman (aka Octomom) has lashed out at Kate Gosselin in a new video submitted to Radar Online.

“She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention,” Suleman tells of her reality show competition.

Then speaking out about Kate’s marital woes with Jon, Suleman continues, “My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. Don’t you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?”

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag is officially Mrs. Spencer Pratt.

The Hills stars got married in an early evening ceremony at the Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, Calif., on Saturday.

Montag, 22, and Pratt, 25, exchanged vows before about 200 guests, including Audrina Patridge, Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and Frankie Delgado. The bride wore jewels from Neil Lane, including a pear-shaped diamond floral necklace with multiple diamond chains layered over it, diamond earrings and diamond hairpins, which she picked out the day before the nuptials. Pratt borrowed a pair of diamond cufflinks from the jeweler for the big day.

Kim Kardashian

There are some big changes coming to the Kardashian household. “Someone in the Kardashian family will soon have plastic surgery,” Kim Kardashian said at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Saturday night.

The 28-year-old star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians said viewers will be surprised at who gets the makeover. “I can’t tell you who, but someone in my family will look totally different and viewers will see it all on the show very soon,” said Kardashian, who spent the evening hosting the opening of Hard Rock’s new club Opium – even smashing a guitar on the red carpet as a resort tradition – and hanging out with boyfriend Reggie Bush, Venus Williams and brother Rob.

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz

A friend of Ashlee Simpson-Wentz says that the new mom has been looking for a way to balance work and family life. Now she’s found it as the newest star on The CW’s updated version of Melrose Place, which starts filming in April.

“She wanted something stable so she could be close to her baby,” a friend says. “She was specifically looking for something in television as her next step, that filmed in Los Angeles, so she wouldn’t have to be away from Bronx.”

Alexis Bledel

From Traveling Pants to a new white coat: Alexis Bledel is set to guest-star on the two-hour series finale of ER.

Bledel, who starred in the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movies and played daughter Rory for seven seasons on TV cult favorite Gilmore Girls, will scrub in as new intern Dr. Julia Wise.

The final episode will mark the 27-year-old’s only appearance on the show, which is ending its run April 2 on NBC.

Eric Dane on Ellen

In addition to his role as Dr. McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy, Eric Dane has another job these days: starting a family.

During an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show set to air Wednesday, the actor, 36, admitted he and his wife of four years, actress Rebecca Gayheart, also 36, would like to have children.

“We’re currently working on that,” he said. But he added the process hasn’t been simple.